
still one of my fav films ever.
Sid: You know what Tony? Sometimes I don’t know why we’re friends anymore.
Tony: It’s weird, isn’t it? I’m from Mars, you’re from Venus. I do things, you worry about them. I sleep with girls, you persuade them to attempt suicide.
Sid: Don’t.
Tony: Are you bunching your fists at me, Sid? If you wanna hit me, go right ahead.
[Sid hits Tony]
Tony: Ow! I said a punch, not a bitch slap.
[Sid swings again, but Tony hits him instead]
Tony: I can’t believe you slapped me. It’s hilarious! Sid, you better not be crying.
Sid: I’m not crying ‘cause you punched me.
Tony: Oh, you’re crying for the kids in Africa?
Sid: You know I used to sorta look up to you, don’t you?
Tony: Of course I did. You were at home every night wanking your brains out, “Oh, someday I’ll be like Tony. Someday, I’ll be like Tony!”
Sid: And now I can think of nothing worse than being you! You’ve always been selfish. I always understood that. You did things because you wanted something. Fine, makes sense. But now, now you do things because you can! You fuck with people. And I don’t get why. You’ve got no friends, no girlfriend, only your parents left. Not even Effy is answering your calls. You’re right, she is clever.
Tony: Every time you talk Sid, little flecks of spit are coming out of your mouth, and going on my face.